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Ariadne ([personal profile] ariadnem) wrote2005-11-05 12:11 am
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Drabbles....XD

[livejournal.com profile] lady_hook I hope you like this. (inspired by what we're doing at the forum ^^)

A drabble I got at Drabble-Matic



Soon Tripping

Milo tripped along late. He was on his way to meet his lover, Camus, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a chains in its mouth.

Milo was almost on the dresser when he came across a strong cake, lying alone on a nice plate. "That must be a treat from my alluring bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked adorable, so he ate it.

It gave him the most sensual tingling sensation in his groin. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Camus.

When Camus came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Milo cried heavily.

"Your chest! And your mouth!" Camus said. "They're soft! Can't you feel it?"

Milo felt his chest and his mouth. They were indeed quite soft. "Oh, no!" Milo said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that strong cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Camus said. "I got you a sheets. It must have been that angry man who lives nearby. He acts a little angrily, ever since he touched a bed."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Milo sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Camus said lovely, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your chest is really passionate like that."

"Really?" Milo dried her tears. Milo kissed Camus and it was an entirely handsome sensation, as white and pristine as snow was in Siberia.

They spent the night having entirely handsome sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.





Nice Lang Syne

Milo sipped soon at his drink and stood nice behind a bed. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel soft and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how sensual his chest got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Milo knew very well why he was at the party: to see Camus.

Ah, Camus. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his passionate mouth made Milo's heart beat as white and pristine as snow was in Siberia.

But tonight everyone was masked. Milo peered heavily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Camus. There, he thought, the man over by the sheets, the handsome one with the cat mask. It had to be Camus. No one else could look so strong, even in a cat mask.

He began to walk Milo's way and Milo started to panic. What if he actually talked to Milo?

Camus came right up to Milo and Milo thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Camus said angrily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the chains," Milo said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so angry.

Just then, an alluring voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Milo's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Camus might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Camus swept Milo into his arms, bent him on the dresser, and kissed Milo lovely, slipping him the tongue and groping his groin.

Milo could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out late and pulled Camus's mask off his face. It was Camus! "I knew it was you," Milo said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Camus said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Milo watched him go. He would be right back, Milo was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

[identity profile] sagakure.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! The first one left me giggling insanely!! It's so very fairy tale-ish, and sooooo funy!!!! *LOL*
The second one was great too (and very yummy/hot as well as romantic! *___*), but I'm still under the effects of the first one, *rotlf* XD

*re-reading and giggling madly still* Oh the last line of the first one!!! *ROTFL* XD
(the last line of the second one is emotioning, btw! :D) Milo is so cute! *LOVES the way you made him/her sound*

[identity profile] ariadnem.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't write them, hehehe. Just got to write the words in Drabble-matic and they make the drabble for you. I just found it hilarious, but the characters were inspired by what Lady (Camus) and me (Milo) are doing at the forum ^^

I'm very happy you've liked them ^^

[identity profile] sagakure.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well the very very funny stuff in it is that strange things that happen in such a (otherwise apparently normal) fairy tale-ish setting, like Camus groping Milo's groin while kissing him, (or the stuff about everything getting awkward because Milo turned back into a guy while they were having sex). *lol* So I guess that it's you who made it funny, and just the drabble-matic thing! ;D Either way, it rocks, and it was such a fun idea to make the drabbles! ^_^/

[identity profile] lady-hook.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
XDDDD *lol* Milo is far cute!!!! ^____________^
but me wonders why is it almost always Milo the one turning into woman???
?___? me wants Camus as uke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*lol*
PS- I'm still stuck with Nivoe and Selek, dunno why it turned...weird! *slaps herself* they act whatever they feel like, not what I have in mind XDDDDD

[identity profile] ariadnem.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know! but I found it quite hilarious.

Hope you've enjoyed them ^^

*luvs*

I'm stuck with Milo also...lack of time *cries*

[identity profile] lady-hook.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
XDDD yes it's hilarious,gives me funny ideas for more!! ;DDD
*hugssss* don't worry about the post, it sucks when you don't have enough free time *hugsss more* my case is not being able to master the characters XDDD *crackles whip, Selek and Nivoe: 0.o'''* XDDD I have part of it, but still I find my Nivoe has gone a bit too much out of character trying to assault 'h'-ly Selek *giggles* I need to cold him down ;DDDDDDD

[identity profile] scorpioyue.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
* CRACKS UP *

I remember I tried this Drabble-Matic thing last year... Santa Claus, Milo and Camus had a three way in one of the drabbles. XD

[identity profile] lady-hook.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
SANTA CLAUS??????!!! @____@
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*dies laughing*

[identity profile] scorpioyue.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
I shall find that thing. I need to laugh. ^^

[identity profile] lady-hook.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDD *resurrects laughing* Oh please do, I wanna read that!! ;DDDDD
*lol*

Nonsense

[identity profile] scorpioyue.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Found them! I typed them, but silly me, I lost everything when I was copy/pasting. So I scanned them. ^^

The miracle of the duck (http://static.flickr.com/27/60027138_353a948a2a_o.jpg)
A sad occurrence (http://static.flickr.com/28/60027139_2f8b846c54_o.jpg)
Milo and Camus by W. Shakespeare (http://static.flickr.com/30/60027140_6ced1bb309_o.jpg)
I saw Camus kissing Santa Claus (http://static.flickr.com/31/60027142_b2a77fa38b_o.jpg)


:P

Re: Nonsense

[identity profile] lady-hook.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
OMG!! THe one with the duck could have such a powerful symbolic meaning... "save teh duck frome extinction" XDDDDDDDDDDD *giggles to death* and imagines Milo kicking the duck (aka Hyoga)XDDDDDD (funny fanart idea!!!)
Now, I will remember this Christmas that threesome between Camus-Milo and Santa *funny perverted traumathized*

Re: Nonsense

[identity profile] ariadnem.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh beautiful those are ^^

I loved the one with the Duck especially ^_~

[identity profile] scorpioyue.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe! The one with the duck is so touching... *laughs*

[identity profile] muinteor.livejournal.com 2005-11-05 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite surreal. Reminds me of my old Dada-ist days. Hmm... let the nonsense flow...

So you fed in the ingredients and a computer program came up with the stories? That's kind of scary, and exactly what happens in Orwell's 1984. Machines write the erotic novels that keep the proletarians' minds off other things like revolution.

It is really very funny. Thanks for sharing the stories. The first one reminds me of Alice in Wonderland. Never eat solitary cakes you find lying around, and the cake that Milo read had a more drastic result than the ones Lewis Carrol wrote.

[identity profile] ariadnem.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yes, you just do that ^^ it's quite funny to see what the thing will come up with, you know?

^^