Joke

A woman and her daughter spent the day shopping together for the perfect dress for her to wear as mother-of-the bride at the daughter's wedding next month. They had wonderful luck and ended the shopping spree ecstatic over their purchase. they had managed to find "the perfect dress". The next weekend, the daughter visited her dad and the woman he was dating (who was, of course, considerably younger than her mother). She was appalled when her dad's girlfriend showed her the dress she was planning to wear to the wedding. It was identical to the one they had just bought for her mother! The daughter explains what has happened to the girlfriend and asks herto return it to the store and choose something else. 

"I certainly will NOT", the girlfriend replied, "I look absolutely stunning in this dress...it shows off my fabulous figure and the color accentuates my suntan perfectly. No way am I going to take it back!"

Heartsick, the daughter broke the bad news to her mother. But mom just responded, "No problem, honey, I'll wear something else.  This is the most special day of your life, and I want it to be absolutely perfect for you."

"Mom, you are ABSOLUTELY the greatest! I just hope you don't have any trouble getting a refund on the dress."

"Oh, I'm not returning the dress", the mother answered. "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner!"