Some fun ^^

[ariadnem]

This week has been a very good one, and I need to finish it in a good mood.

Ever had trouble decoding personal dating ads or online dating profiles? Well, this handy guide will help you clarify any confusion, helping you intelligently and informatively wade through all the personal ads and dating profiles so you can choose the right person for you.  Take a look.


40-ish...........................................49
Adventurous................................Slept with everyone
Athletic..........................................Small breasts
Average looking..........................Mooooo
Beautiful.......................................Pathological Liar
Emotionally secure....................On Medication
Feminist.......................................Over Weight
Free Spirit.....................................Junkie
New-Age.......................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..............................No oral
Open-minded..............................Desperate
Outgoing.......................................Loud and embarrassing
Voluptuos.....................................Over Weight
Large Frame................................Over Weight
Wants soul mate.........................Stalker
Independent Thinker..................Crazy
High-spirited................................Crazy, hyperactive,and throws things
Free-spirited................................Crazy and irresponsible
Ample............................................Large
Huggable......................................Large
Dynamic........................................Pushy
Assertive.......................................Pushy with a mean streak
Excited about life's journey........No concept of reality
Moody............................................Manic-depressive
Unpredictable..............................Manic-depressive off medication
Soulfoul.........................................Manic-depressive and quiet
Poetic.............................................Mani-depressive and boring
Looking for Mr/Mrs right..............Looking for Mr/Mrs Rich
Very Human..................................Quasimodo
Uninhibited...................................Lacking basic social skills
Irreverent.......................................Mean and lacking basic social skills
Aging Child...................................Self-centered adult
Freedom-loving...........................Undependable
Young at heart.............................Over 50
Youthful.........................................Over 50 and in major denial
Chatty............................................Never shuts up
humorous....................................Watches too much TV and never shuts up
Financially secure......................Has a job
Affectionate..................................Horny
Romantic......................................Horny
Passionate...................................REALLY horny

Comments

[muinteor.livejournal.com]

Glad your week has been a good one.

Curious, those definitions for what people put on presonals, and very funny. In those ads you have to say as much about yourself as you can with minimal letters.

There's a whole lingo to that personal ad thing, I once tried a class activity with a personals page of a magazine, and it was full of abreviations, like BCM meaning black christian male, and the like.

I've never read those ads except with mild curiosity. I'd never resort to an agency to find a partner, or a house, or a job. But it's a big business... this was a good laugh, thanks.

[ariadnem.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I've found it quite funny ^^